if you say a word to me, there is at least a 30% chance I will mishear it as ‘sodomy’ or ‘cocaine’
That awkward 'Moriarty' moment
Leor. Transman. I'm incurably lazy except when I'm not. I can generally be found researching criminals, poisons and mental disorders, writing useless, unprofessional essays, and reading Sherlock Holmes fanfiction. I will do your research for you willingly, and if you need a mystery for a mystery but can't think of one, I'll be glad to dream something up (I can do a murder in two hours, something more interesting in five). I like to to solve things in general. Also I like to bake a lot.
~ Sunday, May 19 ~
~ Friday, May 10 ~
These sweatpants cut a very feminine silhouette. *crey*
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~ Wednesday, May 8 ~
~ Tuesday, May 7 ~
:I
I look much paler than I ought. Although it’s four in the morning and I was exhausted and ready for bed at ten AM so maybe that is why. Hard to tell in the yellow lighting though, because my skin is normally yellow warm and when it goes pale it gets less yellow warm so the light adds the yellow warm back in.
~ Saturday, May 4 ~
you all thought i was joking didn’t you
~ Thursday, May 2 ~
my nachos caught fire but i am eating them anyway
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No, I’ve been too busy eating. (Plus lately all I’ve been doing has been wincing and trying not to use my right arm too much. I got myself pretty badly injured :c )
Also, don’t let the container fool you, that’s Indian food.
My stomach is very distinguishing, it is nice to be individual.
~ Wednesday, May 1 ~
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~ Monday, April 29 ~
I am in a lot of physical pain and am injured, so I made an infinite scone GIF with gifpal.
The bits of hairline that trail down the back of my neck are shaved. First haircut from a haircut place that’s actually a men’s haircut. If I feel too dysphoric, I can touch the back of my neck. It felt so nice to look at this photograph, I was very excited.
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~ Sunday, April 28 ~
Before and after of a new haircut. Actually went to a place to get it instead of doing it myself.
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~ Saturday, April 27 ~
Arm/shoulder still hurts from that fall I took yesterday. (Crunching sounds from ball and socket joints bode ill for my personal health?) I feel like picking a fight, though. Nobody’s around… I guess it’s to the basement?
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