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I'm Leor/Dorian. I'm a fop and an invert. I like pretty things, baking, other men, old shit, and existential crises. I especially like it when any of these things intersect. He/him/his/himself.
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vonherders replied to your post:I get kind of confused by ‘dick bigger than a…

I thought it was just bigger than a tower, not the eiffel tower bc the eiffel tower isn’t actually that big, but a tower that is probably larger than the eiffel tower? i think D:

oh like his dick is hyperbolically the size of the burj khalifa?

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itsjustjuve:

lucrezianoin:

sootonthecarpet:

what if instead of a same gender detective partnership who keep getting mistaken for a romantic couple, you had a same gender romantic couple who keep getting mistaken for detectives
‘hello, I’m sam darling, and this is my partner gregory hitch’ ‘AH YES THE PRIVATE DETECTIVES’ ‘what??? no we just came for some ice cream why is there police tape everywhere’

the best

Did you mean: The issue with the fans of the Sherlock Holmes television series?

(OP) I’m not sure which Sherlock Holmes television series you mean but I can assure you that whichever one you are describing is definitely about detectives, detectives who many people prefer to interpret as also being romantically involved. that is nothing like this post. this post is about the modern phenomenon of two same-gender heterosexual characters (often detectives or some other form of dramatic partnership) being mistaken for a same-gender couple by characters within their universe, thereby hinting vaguely to fans who aren’t straight that maybe the characters aren’t straight either, but at the same time never actually providing any representation

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doubt not that detectiveoscarwilde’s one true weakness is cheerful orc ladies


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nonbinaryghosts:

what do you do when everything is awful . what do you recommend. i have limited options for food so dont say that, and also i can’t take a bath we dont have a bathtub

touch something with a texture you really like

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  • Mentally ill person: I'm having a really bad and hard time right now.
  • Other person: Haha yeah aren't we all.
Tags: yeah ableism heck I've gotten this for my physical illness moments too ugh
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I get kind of confused by ‘dick bigger than a tower, I ain’t talking about Eiffels’ 

like confused in my neurology

you’re saying (as hyperbole) that the dick is bigger than a tower

but then you amend that to ‘but not a tower’

is the dick bigger than some kind of METAPHORICAL tower?

what is going on?????

my NLD brain can’t deal with this I’m sorry

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holybikinisbatman:

pragtergeist:

chenyakumo:

nothing i do for the rest of my life will ever top this

SCREAMING

….this is….oddly….good??????????????

I’m so happy this exists

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nonbinaryghosts:

nonbinaryghosts:

what is “born gay.” we were all born as unfortunate mistakes that are insignificant on a cosmic scale. tiny fractions of fibers of threads in the rapidly unraveling tapestry of the universe. everything we do is an attempt to make our lives matter. sex doesn’t matter. romance doesn’t matter. i hate everything

only my mutuals liked this post. this explains a lot.

I didn’t want to come across as someone who thinks you’re just being edgy or something


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life7imitates7art this is the sort of stuff I’ve told you about

(Source: nubbsgalore)

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life7imitates7art:

A Musician by Albert J. Moore (1866)

life7imitates7art:

A Musician by Albert J. Moore (1866)

Tags: ok so I may have a secret weakness for nineteenth century pastel art of Romans by pastel I mean the palatte art pretty fuzzy things
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~ Sunday, October 19 ~
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my secret yet boundless passion for character creators/dress up games/whatever


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nativepeopleproblems:

Hi it me


me too

nativepeopleproblems:

Hi it me

me too

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