I'm Leor/Dorian. I'm a fop and an invert. I like pretty things, baking, other men, old shit, and existential crises. I especially like it when any of these things intersect. He/him/his/himself.
vonherders replied to your post:I get kind of confused by ‘dick bigger than a…
I thought it was just bigger than a tower, not the eiffel tower bc the eiffel tower isn’t actually that big, but a tower that is probably larger than the eiffel tower? i think D:
oh like his dick is hyperbolically the size of the burj khalifa?
sam darling tag
what if instead of a same gender detective partnership who keep getting mistaken for a romantic couple, you had a same gender romantic couple who keep getting mistaken for detectives
‘hello, I’m sam darling, and this is my partner gregory hitch’ ‘AH YES THE PRIVATE DETECTIVES’ ‘what??? no we just came for some ice cream why is there police tape everywhere’
Did you mean: The issue with the fans of the Sherlock Holmes television series?
(OP) I’m not sure which Sherlock Holmes television series you mean but I can assure you that whichever one you are describing is definitely about detectives, detectives who many people prefer to interpret as also being romantically involved. that is nothing like this post. this post is about the modern phenomenon of two same-gender heterosexual characters (often detectives or some other form of dramatic partnership) being mistaken for a same-gender couple by characters within their universe, thereby hinting vaguely to fans who aren’t straight that maybe the characters aren’t straight either, but at the same time never actually providing any representation
doubt not that detectiveoscarwilde’s one true weakness is cheerful orc ladies
textures are everything
what do you do when everything is awful . what do you recommend. i have limited options for food so dont say that, and also i can’t take a bath we dont have a bathtub
touch something with a texture you really like
I get kind of confused by ‘dick bigger than a tower, I ain’t talking about Eiffels’
like confused in my neurology
you’re saying (as hyperbole) that the dick is bigger than a tower
but then you amend that to ‘but not a tower’
is the dick bigger than some kind of METAPHORICAL tower?
what is going on?????
my NLD brain can’t deal with this I’m sorry
what is “born gay.” we were all born as unfortunate mistakes that are insignificant on a cosmic scale. tiny fractions of fibers of threads in the rapidly unraveling tapestry of the universe. everything we do is an attempt to make our lives matter. sex doesn’t matter. romance doesn’t matter. i hate everything
only my mutuals liked this post. this explains a lot.
I didn’t want to come across as someone who thinks you’re just being edgy or something
my secret yet boundless passion for character creators/dress up games/whatever